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Space Cadet
Birthdate:
24 July 1985
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Who is the Iron Butterfly?

ifyouweremine : FUZZY IS SMALL LIKE A BUTTERFLY BUT 5,000 TIMES AS DEADLY! THEY CALL HER THE IRON BUTTERFLY (AKA MISTRESS OF PAIN AKA MAMA RAMBO AKA THE DEATH FACTORY) IN ASIA. I ONCE SAW A MAN WHO SHORTCHANGED HER GET KILLED JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM.

uglyduckling_me : I'M SURE THAT'S AN APPROPRIATE DESCRIPTION. SHE'S JUST THAT HARDCORE. I HEARD SHE KILLED A MAN HALF A WORLD AWAY WITH A SINGLE ICON COMMENT. TRUFAX.
 
Fact or Fiction
  • When Jason Manns goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for the Iron Butterfly.
  • The Iron Butterfly knows where you live.
  • The Iron Butterfly can sniff out a KFC outlet a mile away.
  • The Iron Butterfly was behind the launch of Google Earth.
  • The Iron Butterfly loves reading gay porn. And lots of it.
  • The Iron Butterfly is biding her time until the day she will be reunited with her soulmate in Texas and re-enact 9 1/2 Weeks. (No, it's not who you think it is)
  • The Iron Butterfly does not actually have a flist. It is more like her harem of concubines
  • The Iron Butterfly learned the English language by reading a copy of the Hustler everyday
Won in the "No really, It's a compliment!" awards hosted by vaginasaurus .
Banner by xlickthespark .

 
Credits (Because the Iron Butterfly has a healthy fear of C&Ds)
  • SPN moodthemes by causette
  • Taichi moodtheme by I don't know who. (It's just emoticons spread all over the Internet and nobody has any idea of who made them in the first place.
  • Headers and images by ifyouweremine , maichan and zed_pm respectively unless stated otherwise.



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